The Chronicles of Mini Edward

The Chronicles Have Moved!

2010-02-11T16:44:00.000-05:00

The Chronicles of Mini Edward has moved!

Please start following the new one, as this one will no longer be updated. The new Chronicles have all the same posts and comments. Only the link has changed!

http://thechroniclesofminiedward.blogspot.com/

Thank you!

Getting Ready For the Olympics

2010-01-24T16:27:00.000-05:00

"Uhm, yes, I know you're strong, Mini Edward, but you're a bit too small to compete....

Besides, javelin is in the summer Olympics."

Catching Mice

2010-01-24T16:24:00.000-05:00

"Yes, that's a mouse, Mini Edward, but it has no blood for you to drink..."

Mini Edward's New Moon Merchandise

2010-01-24T16:20:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward shows off his movie merchandise.

"See, I look just like that guy on the left."

"Sorry Mini Edward, I don't see it....you look angrier...but still cuter, than him."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 14

2010-01-21T15:43:00.000-05:00

Woody: "YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Edward Cullen! You're - you're an action figure!"

Mini Edward: "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 13

2010-01-21T15:25:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward met Buzz.

Yeah right, more like, "Forever and forever and forever. That sounds exactly right to me."

"Mini Edward, stop quoting Breaking Dawn."

".....Sorry."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 12

2010-01-21T15:19:00.001-05:00

Mini Edward meets the little green army men.

"You really think bullets would do anything to me? Hah!"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 11

2010-01-21T15:14:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward went into orbit! Click to watch.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 10

2010-01-21T14:59:00.000-05:00

Oh, I forgot to mention, Mini Edward brought Nessie along with him.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 9

2010-01-21T14:54:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward and Pinocchio: "But I'm a real boy!"

Jiminy Cricket: "No you're not. You mustn't tell lies!"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 8

2010-01-21T14:49:00.000-05:00

At the Garden Grill, Mini Edward met some Disney characters.

Mini Edward met Chip.

(Chip seemed to know Mini Edward, "he" was really excited to see him.)

And he met Dale.

And Pluto.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 7

2010-01-21T14:39:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward goes hunting for some mountain lions in the Animal Kingdom.

"No, Mini Edward, this is a family park, a zoo! You can't do that!"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 6

2010-01-21T14:35:00.002-05:00

"Jake, do you think you could refrain from, uhm, eating me?"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 5

2010-01-21T14:32:00.000-05:00

Dug: "I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that?"

Mini Edward: "As long as you're not hunting any vampires, I'm fine with that."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 4

2010-01-21T14:25:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward meets Mickey, the mouse that started it all.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 3

2010-01-21T14:23:00.000-05:00

"Hmm, I shall have to see what the price of that is, for my darling Bella..."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 2

2010-01-21T13:59:00.000-05:00

At a restaurant, Mini Edward learns Irish.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 1

2010-01-21T13:55:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward is off to Disney...

"Hey, everything looks so small from up here!

Mini Edward: down the shore 10

2010-01-20T17:30:00.001-05:00

"Pfft, yeah right. That wouldn't do a thing...."

Mini Edward: down the shore 9

2010-01-20T17:27:00.000-05:00

Mini Edward relaxes and listens to one of his favorite songs.

Mini Edward: down the shore 8

2010-01-20T17:24:00.002-05:00

"Uhm, did my sunglasses grow?"

Mini Edward: down the shore 7

2010-01-20T17:20:00.002-05:00

Mini Edward hangs out under the umbrella.
Oops, there was a bit of wind...

Mini Edward: down the shore 6

2010-01-20T17:16:00.000-05:00

Uhm, random artistic shot.

Mini Edward: down the shore 5

2010-01-20T17:13:00.001-05:00

Mini Elvis: "You aint nothin' but a hound dog...."

Mini Edward: "Are you kidding me? I'm no dog!"

Mini Edward: down the shore 4

2010-01-20T17:09:00.002-05:00

When we ate seafood, somehow the roles were switched here....

Mini Edward: down the shore 3

2010-01-20T17:06:00.001-05:00

Mini Edward is a pirate.

Arg.

Mini Edward: down the shore 2

2010-01-20T16:56:00.005-05:00

Mini Edward gets bored sitting under the umbrella all day.
He chances it with his hand in the sun...

...and sparkles in the sunlight.

Mini Edward: down the shore 1

2009-08-07T18:51:00.002-04:00

Mini Edward sees a store that's perfect for him.

Mini Edward is back from his vacation!

2009-08-07T18:47:00.001-04:00

This is Mini Edward's VIP seat in the car.

Mini Edward is going on vacation this week.

2009-07-25T20:51:00.002-04:00

He's going on a roadtrip to the ocean.

So au revoir! And when he comes back he'll have more adventures to show.

Waitin' For The Mail

2009-07-25T20:38:00.002-04:00

Bella went to Jacksonville (with a scarf over her head and gloves, of course), and Mini Edward waits in the mailbox for a letter. (That's right. In.)

Mini Edward At the Boardwalk: 5

2009-07-22T13:05:00.000-04:00

Mini Edward finds the elusive unicorn.

So they say.

Mini Edward At the Boardwalk: 4

2009-07-22T13:03:00.002-04:00

Mini Edward's racecar.

It's too slow for him though.

Mini Edward At the Boardwalk: 3

2009-07-22T13:01:00.000-04:00

"The Strong Test" at the arcade.

Who is stronger?

Well I think we all know the answer to that one....

Mini Edward At the Boardwalk: 2

2009-07-22T12:59:00.000-04:00

He gets a tasty treat for Emmett.

Mini Edward At the Boardwalk: 1

2009-07-22T12:56:00.002-04:00

Sorry, Mini Edward, you can't go on.

"Well I can go faster anyway..."

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 9

2009-07-09T21:20:00.000-04:00

Safety first when it comes to the water!

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 8

2009-07-09T21:11:00.004-04:00

Mini Edward climbs the rock wall.

Careful!
He takes a breather on the ledge.
No wait--he doesn't need to rest.
He just wanted me to take his picture I guess...
Back on track.
Almost there!

Yahh! He made it!!

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 7

2009-07-09T21:09:00.001-04:00

Mini Edward is in the jungle.

Huntin' those mountain lions.

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 6

2009-07-09T21:04:00.002-04:00

Mini Edward climbs the steps (literally).
Woo! He made it!

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 5

2009-07-09T21:01:00.001-04:00

How do you think he got to the lake anyway? It's not like I planned on taking him...

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 4

2009-07-09T20:59:00.000-04:00

Mini Edward goes on a boat ride.

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 3

2009-07-09T20:58:00.000-04:00

Mini Edward kicks back and relaxes with a mini Sprite.

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 2

2009-07-09T20:55:00.001-04:00

Yeah, that's right, all you vampires up there.

We've got our own firepit.

Good thing you can run.

So run fast...

Mini Edward Explores at the Lake: Part 1

2009-07-09T20:52:00.003-04:00

He looks around while looking intense.

Mini Edward's New Job in Forks

2009-07-08T21:41:00.002-04:00

Chief Swan made him Deputy.

Fireworks

2009-07-08T21:39:00.001-04:00

Mini Edward watches fireworks for 4th of July.
(No, he is not bigger than the fireworks. It's all in perspective.)

Dessert

2009-07-08T19:31:00.001-04:00

Mini Edward is sweeter.

A Sentimental Journey

2009-07-04T23:57:00.002-04:00

"Goodbye, Jacob, my brother… my son."

Mini Edward in the Kitchen

2009-07-02T22:19:00.003-04:00

That's right, everybody, he kept that bottle cap.

Okay, you knew a picture like this would turn up at some point.

For Bella, of course.

Another Likeness

2009-07-01T18:18:00.002-04:00

Bobby Pendragon and Edward Cullen, you ask?

There are many likenesses.

They're both, uh, territorial, you could say. And they're keen on saving their families and friends.

Close to the same age (sixteen, seventeen...)

Athletic. Good looking. Good with the ladies...

Mini Edward's Real-Life Counterpart

2009-07-01T17:13:00.008-04:00

He's in an advertisement. (Not really.)

Ray-Ban Ad--Twilight Style by ~musicalblonde7 on deviant ART

Mini Edward found Angarano!

2009-07-01T16:22:00.002-04:00

Er, sorry, oregano.

Happy Birthday Ellie!

2009-06-27T18:17:00.001-04:00

And it's been one year since she read Twilight the first time!

Happy Birthday!
(And Mini Edward says sorry for looking so....aggressive. He just tends to look like that, and he couldn't hold the candle any other way....)

Mini Edward is going tubing.

2009-06-25T19:00:00.002-04:00

The tube says "Speed Zone": got that right.

Mini Edward plays Rummy-o with us

2009-06-25T18:56:00.002-04:00

Best game ever.

He's about to win.

Mini Edward On The Train

2009-06-18T12:52:00.005-04:00

Edward Cullen the Railway Vamp, the Vamp of the Railway Train!

There's a whisper down the line at eleven thirty-nine

When the hatch back's ready to depart

Saying, "Edward, where is Edward?

Has he gone to hunt the human?

We must find him or the car can't start!"

The Perfect Bouquet

2009-06-18T12:48:00.000-04:00

Who wouldn't want it?

Mini Edward is refreshing his memory of Calculus.

2009-06-17T16:52:00.002-04:00

Trying to get him to teach me.

I'm beginning to think that he doesn't need to refresh his memory; he's only reading it for fun now.

Bella.....

2009-06-12T18:05:00.000-04:00

...why am I covered in feathers?

Mini Edward checks out "The Murphinator"

2009-06-12T18:01:00.002-04:00

My physics project.
He makes it look good. ;)

(additionally, I made The Murphinator go right after I took these pictures, and a few seconds after it began, Mini Edward fell over backwards. He can't handle its awesomeness.)

Mini Edward thinks he should be on the Life cereal box

2009-05-17T18:16:00.002-04:00

After all, what's a better symbol of life than immortality?

Mini Edward has a new hue.

2009-05-17T18:12:00.001-04:00

because I'm in the photoshopping mood.

http://musicalblonde7.deviantart.com/ =D

Mini Edward's Experiment

2009-05-02T13:29:00.002-04:00

Mini Edward heard from Bella that he has a wonderful voice. Do you think his voice is as magical as Mo's or Meggie's? He'll try reading Bella out next....

Rain, Rain, Go Away....

2009-04-22T17:56:00.002-04:00

"What?! I like the rain!!"

Mini Edward's Fashion Sense

2009-04-22T17:52:00.000-04:00

He likes Ellie's purse.

Young Mini Edward Plays It Safe

2009-04-22T17:35:00.004-04:00

Good book choice Mini Edward.He takes his towel along, of course.

*reads*
"'It's printed in the Earthman's brainwave patterns,' continued Marvin, 'but I don't suppose you'll be very interested in knowing that.'
'You mean,' said Arthur, 'you can see into my mind?'
'Yes,' said Marvin."

"Pfft. I can too...."

Cooking with Mini Edward

2009-04-20T20:47:00.006-04:00

Mini Edward decides to cook for me. He stole some of Bella's cooking utensils though (note the 'B')....
Though I don't think he'll need them.
Into the (microwave) oven....

Now he can use the oven mitt.

Bon Appétit!

Mini Edward is....

2009-04-19T19:06:00.000-04:00

...Kissable.

Mini Edward apologizes for not visiting recently....

2009-04-19T19:02:00.002-04:00

He's been college searching.

Mini Edward is going scuba diving!

2009-03-23T18:27:00.011-04:00

Mini Edward doesn't really like this concept. He doesn't need to breathe underwater...
But he kinda likes the idea of flippers.
Yes, he really likes them.

So he tried on the air tanks. But what is this...?

Mini Edward is ready for scuba-ing!

Mini Edward's New Car

2009-03-23T18:20:00.002-04:00

Much better than a hatch back.

Baby, you can drive my car...

Mini Edward is...

2009-03-23T18:17:00.001-04:00

A Rockstar.

Let's see if anyone gets this....

2009-03-21T14:11:00.000-04:00

Comment if you do!

Day two.

2009-03-21T08:43:00.004-04:00

Mini Edward: "Pick me! I'm three dimensional!"

Mini Edward reads Possession by A.S. Byatt with me.

"Mini Edward, I'm not done yet!"

"Mini Edward, you are not a Girl Scout."

Mini Edward is a Highlander.

Bella wasn't feeling too well....

2009-03-20T23:52:00.000-04:00

So Mini Edward made her some tea.

What a doll.

The First Five Minutes

2009-03-20T23:10:00.001-04:00

Intense.

Mini Edward pretends to do work on the computer. Really, He's just playing games.

Mini Edward wants to hang out with the coolest pineapple guys in town. But he doesn't know what's so great about pineapples...

Mini Edward promotes his book.

Y promueve su libro.

Mini Edward's other favorite book series.

Reunion of Cedward.

Mini Edward is.... THE Boy Friend!

Clair de Lune anyone?

Welcome!

2009-03-20T23:09:00.001-04:00

Welcome to The Chronicles of Mini Edward!

Stay tuned!