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Getting Ready For the Olympics

"Uhm, yes, I know you're strong, Mini Edward, but you're a bit too small to compete....

Besides, javelin is in the summer Olympics."

Catching Mice

"Yes, that's a mouse, Mini Edward, but it has no blood for you to drink..."

Mini Edward's New Moon Merchandise

Mini Edward shows off his movie merchandise.

"See, I look just like that guy on the left."

"Sorry Mini Edward, I don't see it....you look angrier...but still cuter, than him."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 14

Woody: "YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Edward Cullen! You're - you're an action figure!"

Mini Edward: "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 13

Mini Edward met Buzz.

Yeah right, more like, "Forever and forever and forever. That sounds exactly right to me."

"Mini Edward, stop quoting Breaking Dawn."

".....Sorry."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 12

Mini Edward meets the little green army men.

"You really think bullets would do anything to me? Hah!"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 11

Mini Edward went into orbit! Click to watch.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 10

Oh, I forgot to mention, Mini Edward brought Nessie along with him.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 9

Mini Edward and Pinocchio: "But I'm a real boy!"

Jiminy Cricket: "No you're not. You mustn't tell lies!"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 8

 At the Garden Grill, Mini Edward met some Disney characters.

Mini Edward met Chip.

(Chip seemed to know Mini Edward, "he" was really excited to see him.)

And he met Dale.

 And Pluto.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 7

Mini Edward goes hunting for some mountain lions in the Animal Kingdom.

"No, Mini Edward, this is a family park, a zoo! You can't do that!"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 6

"Jake, do you think you could refrain from, uhm, eating me?"

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 5

Dug: "I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that?"

Mini Edward: "As long as you're not hunting any vampires, I'm fine with that."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 4

Mini Edward meets Mickey, the mouse that started it all.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 3

"Hmm, I shall have to see what the price of that is, for my darling Bella..."

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 2

At a restaurant, Mini Edward learns Irish.

Mini Edward goes to Disney: 1

Mini Edward is off to Disney...

"Hey, everything looks so small from up here!

Mini Edward: down the shore 10

"Pfft, yeah right. That wouldn't do a thing...."

Mini Edward: down the shore 9

Mini Edward relaxes and listens to one of his favorite songs.

Mini Edward: down the shore 8

"Uhm, did my sunglasses grow?"

Mini Edward: down the shore 7

Mini Edward hangs out under the umbrella.
Oops, there was a bit of wind...

Mini Edward: down the shore 6

Uhm, random artistic shot.

Mini Edward: down the shore 5

Mini Elvis: "You aint nothin' but a hound dog...."

Mini Edward: "Are you kidding me? I'm no dog!"

Mini Edward: down the shore 4

When we ate seafood, somehow the roles were switched here....

Mini Edward: down the shore 3

Mini Edward is a pirate.

Arg.

Mini Edward: down the shore 2

Mini Edward gets bored sitting under the umbrella all day.
He chances it with his hand in the sun...

...and sparkles in the sunlight.